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Your basic pass into beat-induced chaos.

General Admission

$111.00 $0.00

(Group Pricing)

Entry to all non-existent festival zones
Access to Main Mirage Stage, Bass Dumpster Arena, Algae Rave Lagoon, and Sunburn Chillout Tent
One complimentary vibe-enhanced wristband (digital or hand-drawn)
Confetti coupon good for spiritual explosions
Visibility to ghosts of festivals past

Too exclusive to physically exist.

Invisible VIP

$244.00 $0.00

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Everything from GA+
Access to the Invisible VIP Lounge™ (password: “I AM THE DROP”)
Free psychic energy scans
Complimentary emotionally charged compliments shouted in your general direction
Preferred placement in line for zero things

Fueled by BPMs and bad decisions.

Remote Run Edition

$59.99 $0.00

(Group Pricing)

Access to the Official Rhythm Rush Virtual Run Portal™
A downloadable race bib with a fake DJ name
Printable Mood Tracker
Optional selfie submission to be edited into a fake finish-line photo (confetti and all)
Exclusive non-invitation to the post-run Zoom Room: “Sweat & Regret”

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RHYTHM RUSH: PARTICIPANT ENTRY WAIVER: For legal, metaphysical, and dramatic purposes only.

BY “SIGNING” THIS WAIVER, YOU HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGE THE FOLLOWING:

You understand that Rhythm Rush is not real.
You are willingly participating in a 100% fictional event created entirely from delusion, misplaced ambition, and soundwave-fueled hallucination.
You acknowledge that this event does not physically exist, nor will it ever. And yet—you feel compelled to prepare as if it does.
You accept full responsibility for your emotional, physical, and metaphysical well-being.

Side effects of participating may include:

Spontaneous interpretive dance
Existential cardio
Toad-induced enlightenment
Minor sock disintegration
Feelings of being “The Drop”
You have trained for this event, or at least dramatically claimed that you have.

While Rhythm Rush has no measurable terrain, incline, duration, or geographic coordinates, you affirm that you have done at least one of the following to prepare:

Jogged in a dream
Cried to techno in the shower
Completed 4+ steps while holding a glow stick
Watched a squirrel and whispered, “That’s the pace I need”

You waive all rights to complain about anything.

By checking this box, I agree to the waiver and that I am 18 or older, or that I have the authority to register these participants and agree to the waiver for them, and agree to the Privacy Policy.

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