“Stabilizing vibes one questionable sip at a time.”

Founded after a mysterious spill at Rhythm Rush 2023 (which may or may not have caused spontaneous interpretive dancing), this charity now exists to promote emotional hydration and caffeine confusion worldwide.

• Hosts annual “Sipathons” featuring motivational toads
• Campaign slogan: “You can’t spell ‘hydrate’ without ‘try’”
• Accepts donations in cryptocurrency, bottle caps, or tears of the bass-blessed